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04:41 pm
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Frigg ca. 1996 - 24 Oct 2011
feorag here. Frigg has just completed her final visit to the v*t. She'd been unwell with arthritis for some time, but had taken a serious downturn in the last week or so. She was losing weight dramatically, and switching between constipation and diarrhoea, not eating and throwing up what little she did eat. Tellingly, her character had changed completely in the last day or so, demanding human company and becoming very clingy. The v*t had suspected cancer and today concluded it was at an advanced, terminal stage. All he could do was to put her to sleep and save her any more suffering.
Mafdet continues to be in rude good health and will be spoiled rotten.
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10:56 pm
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FAYMUSS AGEN!!11!!!!
Current Mood: hungry
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06:53 pm
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N0 PEESE! 1TT 1Z N0TT FAYR!!1!! 1 W0Z HAV1N KWIET SNUZE AN W3N 1 W0KED UPP 1 FOWND TH1SS 0N UTUBE!!!1!!!!
( AN NA0 THA FUD AP3Z SA ITT BETTA BEHYND KUTT!!!1!!! ) KAN ANN OWLD LAYDEE HAS N0 PRIVACY???!!?!?!?!?111!
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03:41 pm
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Most displeased Mayday! Mayday!
This afternoon I was taken to the vet yet again, but this time I have been subject to the most gross indignities. I have a sore patch on one of my legs, but I do not feel it justifies this thing over my head. I fear I also overheard the words "b*the it twice a day". I am sharpening my claws in preparation.
To add further insult, the food apes have shut me in my favourite room and will not let me out. I have tried to tunnel through the door, but it is a struggle at my age.
If this persists, I will have to overcome my distaste for kittens who abuse the English language (and you really do not want to hear what the youngsters do to Feline) and contact the ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH RESCUE COMMITTEE.
Current Mood: aggravated
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03:33 pm
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V*TT 1Z FR3ND!!11!!!! THA H0RR1D FUD AP3Z TUK MEE 2 THA V*T!!!1111!!!! HEE WAYD MEE AN S3D 1 HADD L0SSSST 2 MUCH WAYT!!1111!!!!! TH1S MEENZ 1 KAN EET MOR, RITE?????1111?!!?!??
BUTT ST1L N0T FAYR!!11111! HEE KLIPD M1 KL0RZ AN STUK NEEDUL 1N MEE AN NIKKD R3D STUF OWT OV MEE!!!1111!!!!!
Current Mood: optimistic
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07:04 pm
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I haz a loud
feorag has six of these things. I wonder what I can do with them at 4am...
Current Mood: contemplative
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12:54 am
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S333 FUD AP3Z BEE1N CRUUUUUUL!!1111!!! THA FUD AP3Z HAV B1N CRUUUUUL 2 MEEEE!!111!!!! AN HAV PUTT 1TT 0N UTUUB!!1111!!!
N0TT FAYR!!11!!!!!
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04:12 pm
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THA N0TT FAYRN3SSS KONTINNYEWS.
autopope 1Z N0TT HEER!11!!!!111 1 AKS WER HEE 1Z AN feorag SAY HOOMIN V**!!111!!!! BUTT SHEE DIDUNT PUTT H1M 1N BOKS F1RSSSSSST!!!!111!!11 N0TT FAYRE!11!!!
H0P3 H0OM1N V** STICK FERMOMITTER UPP H1Z BUM!!111!!! SEE H0W HEE L1YK 1TT!!!111!!!
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05:49 pm
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FUD AP3Z D0NT G3TTIT!!111!!! 1 W0Z IN autopopeZ RUM AN feorag CAM 1N AN SAT DOUN W1CH M33NS 1 G3TT KAT TR33TZ!!111!!!! 1 HAD TR33TZ AN DEN DAT 0VVER KAT W0T DUZ N0TT EGGZISST CAM 1N AN THAY G1V H3R TR33TZ BUTT D1DDUNT G1V MEE ENY MOR TR33TZ!!!11!!!!! N0T FAYRE!!!11!!!!!
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09:03 pm
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K0LD T0EZEZ!!11!!!! 1 HAV M1 0WN BASK1T 1N FRUNT 0V THA RAYDEEAYT0R 1N feoragZ STUDDY!!11!!! 1T 1Z N1SE AN KOZ1 BUTT autopope K33PZ TURN1N RAYDEEAYT0R 0FF B1COZ 1TT 1Z UNDA W1ND0 AN HEE SAY THA ENNARGEE AR WAYST1D!111!!!! 1T 1Z BEE1N YUZED TU HEET MEE!!!1111!!!! 1Z N0T WAYST!!11!! 1 HAV TU G0 AN SHUV OVVER KATT W0T DUZ N0TT EGGZIST 0FF H1R SOWFA 1N autopopeZ 0FFISE AN HEE ONL1 TURN M1 RAYDEEAYT0R BAK 0N WEN feorag KOMPLAYN THAT HEE STEEL MEE FR0MM H1R!!11!!!!!
1TT 1Z BAK 0N NA0 AN 1 1Z W0RM AN HAPP1!!11!!!!!
HAV DEESIDED THAT AS 1TZ DEESEMBA 1Z OK TU YUZE FESST1V 1K0NN!!111!!!
Current Mood: WARRMM!!!
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